Alert But Selective

Even though he rarely does as instructed, Theo wants me to be clear that he is all ears.

Monumental

The boyz said they need a fourth before they can accurately recreate Mount Rushmore.

House Rule

He who controls the remote control controls the house.

Not Big Enough House

We live in a three story, three bedroom, two bathroom house yet somehow Theo seems to always manage to bump into Diego-san.

Odor Tolerant

It's not a new blanket that Thompson is enjoying but since my feet were under it a few minutes before, it's a warm blanket. The question is the intensity of any lingering odors.

Viewing Choices

I was trying to watch an episode of 'The Simpsons.' Apparently the boyz thought I wanted to watch boxing instead.

Giving Up

I told Diego-san since I've been playing an electric guitar I might need to buy a microphone to hear my singing above the guitar playing. He made it perfectly clear this is all becoming way too ridiculous to even begin to protest...