How Embarrassing

It's a good thing Thompson can't blush because I think some of my behavior embarrasses him like when I break out into a spontaneous song and dance or when I do my Iron Chef impression while cooking, complete with running commentary. Today at work he really would have rolled his eyes if he had seen me. I broke the zipper on my pants so I spent all day with my fly held shut by a little safety pin. I looked like some odd office professional punk rocker. I don't know if anyone noticed or not but no one said anything...